Friday, November 29, 2013

Rocking Around the Psycho Tree

The Psycho kitchen is transforming itself.  The pilgrim cooking staff gets replaced by crazy elves; and Chef Ron has to figure out how to replace Drunkin' Punkins with our crazy Christmas lineup.

Grandma's RevengeHeadbanger has morphed into a 'reindeerbanger' throughout December!  And it's time to find a new campy Christmas song, because Grandma get herself a shotgun. This donut will make any Grandma-targeting reindeers think twice before running over Grandma.

Psycho Sufganiyot. For those rocking the remaining 8 days and 7 nights, come get our Psycho Psufganiyot. Is it Kosher? Is the Pope Jewish? 

Jingle Ballz. You've seen our Piggy Ballz, Wookie Ballz, and Zombie Ballz... But our Jingle Ballz are the happiest balls on the planet. They come in shades of red and green, filled with custard, and topped with fresh snow.

Psycho Wreath. For our vegan friends, this green crueller is pretty enough to mount on your front door – if it weren't for your neighbors coming to take a bite out of it.

Reindeer Droppings. Filled with mint chocolate, and topped with the best kind of reindeer droppings - chocolate covered raisins!

Psycho Tree. For those with a lesser tolerance for juvenile donut humor, the Psycho Tree is a triangular raised donut, iced in green, with Mini M&M's and a vanilla drizzle. You can even bring this one to your grandparents without offending!

Lumps of Coal. Got a naughty kid in your household? We have just the thing.  Lumps of Coal are filled with mint
chocolate, and topped in coal (aka Oreo cookie dust).

Come and get your Psycho Pseasonals before they're gone!

And 'donut' miss our annual art show, highlighting the works of local, original artists:

 "A Very Psycho Holiday GIFT ART Show"
Runs from Dec. 1st to January 10th 2013

Check the Psycho Facebook Page for all the crazy details. This year's art show features Christine Benjamin, Eric Joyner, Michael Foley, Nicolas Caesar,Murphy Adams, John Cloud, Carlos Villez, Adam Davis, Beth Robinson, Valery Milovic, Jared Konopitski and Kori Thompson. 

You'll find crazy, original artwork which brings together themes of Christmas, Psycho Donuts, and elements you'll only find in Silicon Valley.  Original artwork for as little as $40!  Now that's Psycho..!  Images above courtesy of Nicolas Caesar.

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Thanksgiving and Chanukah Donut Insanity

Bourbon Pumpkin Cheesecake!
It's Crazy Turkey Pseason!  Time to make a pilgrimage to Psycho Donuts.  Chef Ron is prepping the Psycho kitchen for some outlandish Thanksgiving donutrocities.  Here's what we have in store for you --

Psycho Sufganiyot!
Let's begin with our Pumpkin Bourbon Cheesecake! Filled with pumpkin bourbon pastry cream, this Psycho Pseasonal is topped with a bullseye of cheesecake icing and a cinnamon swirl.

If 'Chana Claus' comes down your chimney, we've got ya covered – since Chanukah begins on Thanksgiving this year. Psycho Sufganiyot (Suf-Gahn-Ee-Yot) is our traditional Chanukah bad boy, filled with strawberry jelly and subjected to a Pserious Psycho Psugar Pshower.  Order yours in advance by calling (408) 533-1023.

What do you get when you fill a fresh Psycho raised with spiced pumpkin pastry cream, and top it with coffee and cinnamon icing?   It's our Punkin' Spice Latte!

Punkin' Spice Latte!

Psycho Psweet Potato!
What holiday dinner is complete without sweet potatoes, or in this case, our Psycho Psweet Potato. This crazed concoction is a raised donut topped with torched marshmallows, graham crackers, and a pumpkin spice filling.
Punkin' Pie!

For dessert how about some Punkin' Pie? 

Psycho Punkin' Pie is filled with pumpkin pastry cream, then topped with maple icing and crushed graham crackers. Looking to jazz it up a bit? Ask the Nurse on Duty for a shot of whipped cream!

And by popular demand, the Psycho kitchen will continue making the Drunkin' Punkin.'  

Drunkin' Punkin'!
It's a bourbon-spiked pumpkin cake donut, topped with cheesecake icing, fresh pecans, and a cross-hatch of maple and caramel drizzle.

Add some Psycho Psizzle to your Thanksgiving Pseason!  Psycho Campbell will be closed on Thanksgiving Day.  Psycho San Jose will remain open for Camera 3 movie concessions only. Get your Crazy Turkey donuts before Thanksgiving day!