Sunday, December 19, 2010
But first this! A big thanks to our friends at The Silicon Valley Business Journal for their crazy article on The Bermuda Triangle of Entertainment in San Jose.
What kind of gifts are you buying this year? What will you pstuff in those pstockings? We've got some crazy ideas for you! If you could wrap up the raw spirit of Psycho Donuts in print, what you'd have is our 2011 Psycho Nurse Calendar! Professional and bordering on the bizarre - the Psycho Nurse calendar captures our nurses in captivating and unusual poses, and so much more. Get yours for only $9.95 through Christmas Eve. It comes with over $66 in coupons!
How about pstuffing the good kid's pstockings with Psycho Donuts gift certificates. Get one at Psycho Campbell or Psycho San Jose!
At Psycho Donuts, we're especially fond of the bad kids. Give your naughty kids a Lump of Coal! For a buck a lump, you'll get a charcoal sized donut topped with Oreo dust and filled with eggnog custard. What better gift is there for the naughty ones on your list?
Have you regifted this year? The Chief Psycho is guilty of regifting a Chia Pet already (true story).
We almost called our Fruitcake donut "The Regifter." Because who really eats fruitcake, unless it's a donut topped with a variety of freeze dried fruits like strawberries, blueberries, and bananas!
Who remembers Billy Bob Thornton as Bad Santa? We've got a donut in his image. Our Bad Psanta donut is filled with an eggnog and brandy custard.
In the clever words of Frank Zappa, "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow." This Christmas, we challenge you to eat Yellow Snow - our lemon coconut topped Christmas pspecialty.
Misfit Island recalls the adventures of outcasts in Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer. Our Misfit Island donut brings together the outcast dust of Oreos, Captain Crunch, and freeze dried strawberries. It'll make you feel right at home.
And of course, our holiday version of Headbanger is Grandma's Revenge. After getting run over by a reindeer annually for the past 50 years, grandma took matters into her own hands this year, and this reindeer donut won't be pulling any psanta psleights this year.
And that's not all. We have snowman donuts and Christmas Tree Donuts. Check out Raising Cane - our candy cane-topped donut; and how about Cupid Poop'ed - our chocolate filled donut, topped with chocolate covered, um, raisins.
Have yourself a crazy little Christmas - from all of us at Psycho Donuts!
Sunday, December 5, 2010
And don't miss our crazy donuts inspired by Roger Waters' manifesto. Come to Psycho Donuts on Tuesday or Wednesday and get your WALL donuts before the concert!
Sunday, December 12
10:00am - 3:00pm
Holidays got ya going crazy? Join us for our annual Christmas insanity at Psycho Donuts Campbell. Pick up some original off-beat holiday art starting for as little as $40 and meet some truly psycho artists like Christine Benjamin, Deborah Barba, Carlos Villez, John Hageman, Sheri DeBow, Kurtis Rykovich, Lacey Bryant, Laura Collin Bennett, Michael Foley, Michelle Waters, Nicolas Caesar, and Christian Cinder! You can also pick up the 2011 Psycho Nurse Calendar for only $13, and score 2011 coupons worth $66!
And what Psycho event would be complete without Psycho karaoke - from our crazy friend Bruce Rogers of Korkaraoke!
Why should Psycho Campbell get to have all the fun? What about some good times for our friends at Psycho San Jose?
Psycho San Jose is thrilled to be part of the Santa Go-Round. Picture a bunch of crazy people who dress like a Santa and go check out cool stuff downtown in Ho-Ho-Ho style. Come to Psycho San Jose dressed like a Santa on Sunday December 12 - and special psycho discounts await you!
The rumors are true! Recently, The Flying Kazamarov Brothers performed at the San Jose Rep. They stopped at Psycho Donuts and became great friends with Nurse Stephanie. One thing led to another, and the brothers juggled a box of Psycho Donuts on-stage. Psycho San Jose manager Ben caught the action live.
And finally, be sure to catch some great live performances at The Retrodome. Catch their hilarious Hanukkah Show - Meshugganutcracker - this week only. And while you're there, you'll find some Psycho Sufganiyot for sale during your performance. You can run, but you can't hide from Psycho Donuts!
Sunday, November 28, 2010
So Ya Thought Ya... Might Like To... Get Some Fried Dough?
...Ok then, the show must go on...
Mother Do You Think They'll Drop the Bomb? Let's hope it's THE BOMB from Psycho Donuts - a chocolate filled bomb, with a Oreo dust detonator. Guaranteed to keep baby cozy and warm! Hush, Psycho's gonna help build a Wall (cue guitar solo).
I have become Comfortably Numb. And one of our donuts has too! Comfortably Numb is the quintessential rock star donut suffering from a breakdown. He's wearing a powdered sugar straitjacket and is filled with chocolate. Hurry and get one before they're a distant shipsmoke on the horizon.
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fears, I sentence you to eat a donut that's weird! Our Judge donut bears quite a resemblance to the original, don't you think? The Judge donut will be in very short supply; the picture may be as close as you'll get to this mean worm of a donut!
Tear Down the Wall! All alone or in twos, our donuts really love you. Our Wall donut is a symbolic wall of vanilla icing and chocolate brick mortar, filled with raspberry jelly. You'll love banging your head against this mad donut wall.
Get your Wall donuts before The Wall show (on 12/3, 12/6, and 12/8 only) at Psycho Donuts Campbell or San Jose - and be sure to catch the legendary performance of Roger Waters in the coming week!
Sunday, November 21, 2010
At Psycho Donuts, we celebrate 'Misgiving' instead of Thanksgiving. And we have some Pserious Misgivings for you! Let's kick it off with The Punkin' Spice Latte! Wanna make your own? Here's how: fill it up with spiced pumpkin, and top it with a coffee and cinnamon icing.
What holiday dinner is complete without sweet potatoes, or in this case, The Sweet Potato Donut. This crazed concoction is a raised donut topped with torched marshmallows (torched as in 'welding torch'), graham crackers, and a pumpkin spice filling.
For dessert how about some Punkin' Pie? Our Punkin' Pie Donut has a pumpkin filling, and is topped with maple icing and crushed graham crackers. Looking to jazz it up a bit? Ask the Nurse on Duty for a shot of whipped cream!
And there ya have it - except one very important thing. One of the best parts of the holiday is all the leftover concoctions. Turkey soup, turkey casserole and turkey sandwiches. We donut want you to miss out, so we are pleased to bring you The Thanksgiving Leftover Psandwich. The Mayflower may have been motivated to arrive sooner if this donut were waiting on the Plymouth Shores. It's a raised sesame-seed donut bun, filled with cranberry sauce, pumpkin spice, cake donut stuffing, maple icing, and turkey bacon. It's like a Thanksgiving Everlasting Gobstopper!
Thanksgiving will soon give way to Hanukkah. And this year, we are pleased to bring Sufganiyot to those who rock around the Hanukkah bush. Is it kosher? Get real... but it sure looks and tastes good. Serve it to your kosher friends - they'll never know any different! To your left is a picture of our traditional Sufganiyot. Stay tuned for details as we finalize our 'Psycho Psufganiyot' option as well. Sufganiyot is available via online advance purchase only. Order yours today!
Tell your calendar that Psycho Campbell will be closed on Thanksgiving Day. Psycho San Jose will be open on Thanksgiving Day for movie concessions only.
On Black Friday, kick off your shopping insanity with a stop at Psycho Donuts, where you can pick up our 2011 Psycho Nurse Calendar for only $9.95, a Black Friday pspecial (regularly $13). It comes with over $66 in coupons. The smart ones gift the calendar but keep the coupons!
Sunday, November 14, 2010
The Psycho Beer Psmoothie combines beer, several members from the diverse lime family, and a few other crazy ingredients. The result is a surprisingly smooth, almost-tropical taste that will psurprise you. Come try a Psycho Beer Psmoothie - only at Psycho San Jose!
Crazy things are happening at Psycho Campbell too! As the holiday season winds up, Psycho Donuts is insanely happy to announce our annual Christmas art event:
Sunday, December 12; 10am - 2pm
Come check out original off-beat artwork for sale from super-talented local artists like Christine Benjamin, Deborah Barba, Carlos Villez, John Hageman, Sheri DeBow, Kurtis Rykovich, Lacey Bryant, Laura Collin Bennett, Michael Foley, Michelle Waters, Nicolas Caesar, and Christian Cinder - to name more than a few!
The art event coincides with our launch of Psycho Christmas Donut Series - Year 2. You'll see donuts from Psycho Christmas Past - who remembers Jingle Balls? What about Grandma's Revenge? You'll also meet some donuts from Psycho Christmas Future, who will make their crazy debut at the event.
And bring your crazy singing voice - because Bruce Rogers of Korkaoke will lead us through our favorite psychtivity - karaoke in the padded cell. Come join the fun at Psycho Donuts Campbell for Have Yourself a Crazy Little Christmas - Sunday, December 12, from 10am - 2pm.
The rumors are true. On Saturday night, The Flying Karamazov Brothers performed at the San Jose Rep. But what world renowned juggling act is complete without the obligatory juggling of a Dozen Psycho Donuts. While the Chief Psycho wasn't there to witness the spectacle, eyewitnesses report a box of Psycho Donuts exploding in mid-air. Kids, don't try this at home - but if you do, clean up before your parents find out!
And finally, our own Nurse Sholley was in an accident this weekend. We look forward to Sholley's imminent return to the Psycho Nursing Rounds soon, and a psuper pspeedy recovery!
Sunday, November 7, 2010
The DEAD ELVIS is custard on the inside and glaze on the outside. It's topped with Elvis' favorite concoctions -- crispy bacon, bananas, peanut butter and jelly! Come get one this week at Psycho Donuts in Campbell and San Jose!
A big thanks to our Nurse Models, artists, and fans who joined us Friday night for the Psycho Nurse Calendar Launch Event. Along with a constant flow of bloodied zombies (from the Campbell Zombie Crawl), the event was crazy fun. A big thanks to Marc Arsenault of WowCool for creating the calendar, the launch event, and the marketing elements behind this year's most unusual gift item! Pick up your Psycho Nurse Calendar at Psycho Donuts, or buy one online.
Finally - donut miss this week's cult movie - ZARDOZ - at Psycho San Jose and Camera 3. Grab a crazy donut and watch an insane movie this Thursday night at 9pm. Go back in time and watch a young Sean Connery take control of a post-apocolyptic future. Get your tickets from Camera 3! Zardoz has spoken!
Monday, November 1, 2010
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Cult Movies are jamming at Camera 3 and Psycho San Jose, every Thursday night at 9pm. Last week it was The Big Lebowski. Did you come for The White Russian Donut? This week's cult movie is Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange. Descend into madness with a crazy Clockwork donut in hand!
Monday, October 11, 2010
And pspeaking of Psycho San Jose - we'd like to welcome a couple of new Psycho Nurses. We'll recognize the others once we capture a psnapshot!